Uncle Klaus calling . . . <~ TCW | John Ellwood

John Ellwood January 17, 2024     READ

HELLO children and useless eaters everywhere. 

Welcome once again to your favourite radio station WEF FM. After reading some nasty headlines about your Uncle Klaus, today I am going to play some of your favourite songs so zat I can rebuild trust in our wonderful organisation.

Many of you are vorried zat ve are planning to confiscate all of your toys. You should not be so concerned. Ven ve do zat ve vill still let you play with those things if you give us some of your pocket money. ‘Happy and You Know it’ is a song zat vill cheer you up.

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About michael burgwin

A child of the peace and antiWar movements, a Truther with self-diagnosed Opposition Defiance Disorder, formerly politically liberal tho now politically marooned, and Post-Doomer, on any issue, I trend to the conspiracy side, sort through the absurd, fantastical and insane, until I find firm ground usually located just the other side of the censorship firewall of propaganda and orthodoxy, dogma, and other either / or thinking.
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