John Ellwood January 17, 2024 READ
HELLO children and useless eaters everywhere.
Welcome once again to your favourite radio station WEF FM. After reading some nasty headlines about your Uncle Klaus, today I am going to play some of your favourite songs so zat I can rebuild trust in our wonderful organisation.
Many of you are vorried zat ve are planning to confiscate all of your toys. You should not be so concerned. Ven ve do zat ve vill still let you play with those things if you give us some of your pocket money. ‘Happy and You Know it’ is a song zat vill cheer you up.